








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 143 | 25% |
| Smokes | 137 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 183 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 102 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,663 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -|2@W^!$^W@|2.PRO | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | omkxR 危 | 55% | 127 |
| #3 | Bunnyy | 55% | 71 |
| #4 | sujalFPS | 53% | 107 |
| #5 | Shreyyy | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -|2@W^!$^W@|2.PRO | +4.69 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | omkxR 危 | +4.54 | 76 | 44 |
| #3 | Shreyyy | +2.00 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Bunnyy | +1.72 | 42 | 60 |
| #5 | sujalFPS | -0.55 | 57 | 59 |





