








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 741 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 91 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




204 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4141 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3253 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4317 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5914 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7536 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $430,828 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niffer | 41% | 534 |
| #2 | TheFlyingDutchman | 36% | 128 |
| #3 | mikroovn | 28% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niffer | 41% | 534 |
| #2 | TheFlyingDutchman | 36% | 128 |
| #3 | mikroovn | 28% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niffer | 70 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | TheFlyingDutchman | 25 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | mikroovn | 14 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheFlyingDutchman | 55 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | Niffer | 52 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | mikroovn | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niffer | +4.01 | 39 | 41 |
| #2 | mikroovn | +0.52 | 12 | 14 |
| #3 | TheFlyingDutchman | -0.62 | 29 | 22 |
| #4 | nicklas05nielsen | -3.69 | 7 | 45 |





