








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 234 matches | ||
| Wingman | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4186 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6416 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4940 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4597 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,482,350 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❥Nightmare_Fuel | +2.93 | 50 | 48 |
| #2 | K O K ! | +1.98 | 58 | 64 |
| #3 | Nobody | +1.33 | 34 | 47 |
| #4 | Mr. Dweeb | +0.94 | 53 | 58 |
| #5 | He Who Remains.. | -0.99 | 19 | 15 |





