








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1631 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1530 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1127 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1501 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,222,619 of utility $267 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brachio :D | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | p graggy | 50% | 107 |
| #3 | Lethiuh | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | violet 🜏 | 47% | 156 |
| #5 | fabbeh | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | p graggy | 50% | 107 |
| #3 | Lethiuh | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | violet 🜏 | 47% | 156 |
| #5 | fabbeh | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | CptCrunch | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p graggy | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | violet 🜏 | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | fabbeh | 6 | 0.0214 |
| #4 | CptCrunch | 2 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Brachio :D | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | violet 🜏 | 579 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | p graggy | 110 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Brachio :D | 40 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lethiuh | 20 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | fabbeh | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fabbeh | +5.99 | 88 | 37 |
| #2 | Brachio :D | +5.01 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | Lethiuh | +1.58 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | babbeh | +1.48 | 66 | 56 |
| #5 | p graggy | +1.25 | 42 | 50 |





