








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 569 matches | ||
| Wingman | 452 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 144 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




398 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12367 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4348 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 9195 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9277 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,471,065 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28860 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mba | 60% | 206 |
| #2 | pixel♡ | 58% | 93 |
| #3 | HEGEMON ♤ | 53% | 141 |
| #4 | Nickyzz | 53% | 606 |
| #5 | DasGrandiose | 48% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QᴜʀɪZ | +4.75 | 90 | 53 |
| #2 | S1mba | +2.85 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | HEGEMON ♤ | +2.11 | 65 | 72 |
| #4 | DasGrandiose | -0.66 | 55 | 56 |
| #5 | pixel♡ | -0.72 | 79 | 46 |





