








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5403 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2730 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4240 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3154 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $948,412 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 572 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perc31 | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | nyne | 63% | 54 |
| #3 | ☩PATRON☩ | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | Beer69 | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | Lets Get It Dude🦐 | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oFlare- | 401 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | RizaMyNinja | 341 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | nyne | 213 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Perc31 | 141 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | 失った | 136 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lets Get It Dude🦐 | +2.18 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | Beer69 | +1.54 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | nyne | +1.41 | 78 | 52 |
| #4 | Sev | +1.15 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | 失った | +0.78 | 68 | 49 |





