








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4281 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5450 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4609 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4310 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,538 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 553 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Swantus ☠ | 50% | 42 |
| #6 | m4Nu | 49% | 140 |
| #7 | sh4rkyyy | 48% | 33 |
| #8 | ☁lukasSaiyajin☁ | 47% | 241 |
| #9 | BL1TZ | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁lukasSaiyajin☁ | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | m4Nu | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | sh4rkyyy | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Lunat!ca | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swantus ☠ | +2.80 | 81 | 44 |
| #2 | C4rryGoLD | +2.39 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | m4Nu | +2.19 | 60 | 64 |
| #4 | m4Nu | +0.54 | 51 | 64 |
| #5 | Lunat!ca | -0.55 | 71 | 34 |





