








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 783 | 45% |
| Smokes | 531 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 155 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 262 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $141,017 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 先輩Luke0201 | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Snorlax | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Prize | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | lekarz pepper | 43% | 40 |
| #5 | Not Washed | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Snorlax | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Prize | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | lekarz pepper | 43% | 40 |
| #5 | Not Washed | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | gigglecom | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 先輩Luke0201 | 11 | 0.0534 |
| #2 | Snorlax | 7 | 0.0191 |
| #3 | gigglecom | 3 | 0.0345 |
| #4 | Prize | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | lekarz pepper | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snorlax | 105 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #2 | Prize | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | 先輩Luke0201 | 41 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | lekarz pepper | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Not Washed | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snorlax | +8.34 | 86 | 42 |
| #2 | Prize | +6.92 | 47 | 45 |
| #3 | lekarz pepper | +3.71 | 54 | 34 |
| #4 | Not Washed | +3.07 | 55 | 56 |
| #5 | 先輩Luke0201 | -1.07 | 63 | 38 |





