








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 370 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4083 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5366 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3344 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3075 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,298,535 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonix | 57% | 121 |
| #2 | redBull | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | onskibabe | 46% | 56 |
| #4 | Pikseli | 46% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonix | 57% | 121 |
| #2 | redBull | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | onskibabe | 46% | 56 |
| #4 | Pikseli | 46% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikseli | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Joonix | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | redBull | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | onskibabe | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikseli | 362 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Joonix | 115 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | redBull | 95 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | onskibabe | 66 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | redBull | +6.21 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | Knee gerri | +1.25 | 43 | 59 |
| #3 | Joonix | +1.07 | 50 | 36 |
| #4 | Pikseli | -0.72 | 52 | 56 |
| #5 | onskibabe | -3.32 | 42 | 26 |





