








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1515 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2448 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 942 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 623 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $366,173 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Picanova | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Ak_Duke | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | Segah | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | sc0re_less | 53% | 45 |
| #5 | WikiNick | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kindalong,kindafat | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | sc0re_less | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Ak_Duke | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | GOD BO2 BEAST | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Picanova | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kindalong,kindafat | 157 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | sc0re_less | 99 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | LeDucks | 77 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | GOD BO2 BEAST | 76 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #5 | WikiNick | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkoMtGoat | +1.78 | 49 | 47 |
| #2 | Bloo | +1.71 | 29 | 35 |
| #3 | Ak_Duke | +1.69 | 63 | 42 |
| #4 | sc0re_less | +1.01 | 48 | 35 |
| #5 | Ech0 | +0.69 | 58 | 42 |





