








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1139 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2501 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 948 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1423 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $787,974 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ode | 334 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | 121..5300.3232 | 283 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | S3RVU | 224 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jetropro | 207 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | anttu | 201 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jetropro | +2.15 | 74 | 28 |
| #2 | ZYX | +1.24 | 77 | 50 |
| #3 | Ode | +1.23 | 67 | 73 |
| #4 | 121..5300.3232 | -0.16 | 56 | 49 |
| #5 | anttu | -1.25 | 53 | 50 |





