








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 682 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8594 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6116 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7825 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4096 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,591,871 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 549 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeXw` | 54% | 358 |
| #2 | ⛦,.,⛦ | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | HydenLV | 48% | 133 |
| #4 | [T]_Wolf_ | 48% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeXw` | 54% | 358 |
| #2 | ⛦,.,⛦ | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | HydenLV | 48% | 133 |
| #4 | [T]_Wolf_ | 48% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeXw` | 47 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | [T]_Wolf_ | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ⛦,.,⛦ | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | HydenLV | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeXw` | 919 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | [T]_Wolf_ | 577 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | ⛦,.,⛦ | 283 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | HydenLV | 12 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeXw` | +4.29 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | ⛦,.,⛦ | +2.26 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | KOBļE | +0.63 | 63 | 65 |
| #4 | HydenLV | -3.71 | 34 | 21 |
| #5 | [T]_Wolf_ | -4.10 | 16 | 58 |





