








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 191 matches | ||
| Faceit | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9569 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9854 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7705 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9331 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,970,732 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whisper | 61% | 418 |
| #2 | LEXX | 57% | 510 |
| #3 | boog | 55% | 244 |
| #4 | saulgee | 54% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whisper | 61% | 418 |
| #2 | LEXX | 57% | 510 |
| #3 | boog | 55% | 244 |
| #4 | saulgee | 54% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEXX | 45 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Whisper | 22 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | boog | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | saulgee | 6 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEXX | 1494 | 0.15 | 34 min |
| #2 | saulgee | 336 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | boog | 319 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #4 | Whisper | 214 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | killa_camo | +4.35 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | LEXX | +2.43 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | saulgee | +1.89 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | boog | -3.65 | 40 | 38 |
| #5 | Whisper | -4.49 | 28 | 30 |





