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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 972 | 21% |
| Smokes | 970 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1337 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1395 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $952,591 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 966 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zigga | 48% | 96 |
| #2 | xMajkelele | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | AD4M9K | 36% | 25 |
| #4 | coma | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | Wiesia | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | xMajkelele | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | AD4M9K | 36% | 25 |
| #4 | coma | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | Wiesia | 21% | 19 |
| #6 | d 7 s | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zigga | 40 | 0.0203 |
| #2 | Wiesia | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | AD4M9K | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | xMajkelele | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | d 7 s | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zigga | 396 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | AD4M9K | 103 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Wiesia | 52 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | xMajkelele | 46 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | coma | 26 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pejti | +1.61 | 63 | 46 |
| #2 | Wiesia | +1.60 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | d 7 s | +1.47 | 87 | 75 |
| #4 | xMajkelele | +0.02 | 83 | 54 |
| #5 | AD4M9K | -0.10 | 67 | 69 |





