








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4194 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2741 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2607 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1181 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,116,171 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1645 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bumle_style | 49% | 253 |
| #2 | Jol1y | 49% | 103 |
| #3 | ✪ SENPAI KAKTUS | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | ™Joda-FunkyMonkey™ | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Pave Rotten Mugi | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jol1y | +2.06 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Bumle_style | +1.91 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | Pave Rotten Mugi | -0.08 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | ♿STOP THE CAP♿ | -0.33 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | ✪ SENPAI KAKTUS | -0.76 | 36 | 46 |





