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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 104 | 5% |
| Smokes | 18 | 1% |
| HE Grenades | 1021 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 1139 | 50% |
Our logs show you have wasted $596,572 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂 | 53% | 107 |
| #2 | mmsnh | 48% | 108 |
| #3 | Type_E | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂 | 53% | 107 |
| #2 | mmsnh | 48% | 108 |
| #3 | Type_E | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂 | 22 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | mmsnh | 14 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Type_E | 5 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmsnh | 111 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂 | 75 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Type_E | 29 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂 | +3.22 | 63 | 42 |
| #2 | mmsnh | +2.13 | 43 | 42 |
| #3 | Type_E | -1.11 | 61 | 27 |
| #4 | Schiriiiii | -1.45 | 40 | 27 |





