








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 938 | 33% |
| Smokes | 626 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 714 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 551 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $381,494 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | rotten | 44% | 9 |
| #8 | Madfrejen | 44% | 27 |
| #9 | Coldy | 29% | 7 |
| #10 | Z | 29% | 7 |
| #11 | Crukes | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mistou | 163 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sunset boulevard kriger | 115 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | Madfrejen | 74 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rick | 51 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Z | 40 | 0.31 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mistou | +2.75 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | Z | +1.81 | 61 | 20 |
| #3 | AwTnT | +1.58 | 77 | 50 |
| #4 | Crukes | +1.48 | 73 | 38 |
| #5 | Coldy | +0.64 | 76 | 62 |





