








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3723 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5838 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4684 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6265 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,282,412 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I need my fent | +1.03 | 54 | 43 |
| #2 | PurrfectPixel | +0.72 | 47 | 51 |
| #3 | Serenity | -0.49 | 59 | 47 |
| #4 | Ophiace | -0.87 | 22 | 44 |
| #5 | rayzaya | -3.44 | 13 | 22 |





