








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
186 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 93 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 45 | 48% |
| Smokes | 18 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 26 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $16,757 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nance | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Arc'teryx | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | -KC- | 40% | 43 |
| #4 | sebas | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | A1 | 30% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -KC- | 184 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | A1 | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | nance | 16 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #4 | sebas | 12 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | Arc'teryx | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebas | +5.47 | 84 | 45 |
| #2 | Arc'teryx | +4.20 | 70 | 68 |
| #3 | -KC- | +3.22 | 65 | 59 |
| #4 | nance | +2.17 | 52 | 50 |
| #5 | A1 | +1.87 | 59 | 38 |





