








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 770 | 36% |
| Smokes | 403 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 566 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 419 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,413 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saviour | 76% | 75 |
| #2 | ogwizard-_- | 73% | 67 |
| #3 | v1bes | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | pluT | 63% | 52 |
| #5 | smokiYES | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ogwizard-_- | 73% | 67 |
| #3 | v1bes | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | pluT | 63% | 52 |
| #5 | smokiYES | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | sodreamX | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ogwizard-_- | 33 | 0.0259 |
| #2 | smokiYES | 6 | 0.0226 |
| #3 | Saviour | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | v1bes | 3 | 0.0136 |
| #5 | pluT | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ogwizard-_- | 210 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | pluT | 135 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Saviour | 133 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | smokiYES | 68 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #5 | v1bes | 67 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ogwizard-_- | +5.01 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | Saviour | +4.66 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | sodreamX | +4.37 | 92 | 66 |
| #4 | v1bes | +2.27 | 87 | 78 |
| #5 | smokiYES | +0.30 | 28 | 50 |





