








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1176 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1450 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 941 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1306 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,849 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XiFtY | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Tagro | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | Dr.Nefario fanboy | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | tip | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Finlandi | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hugeköntsäfan | 184 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Dr.Nefario fanboy | 117 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tagro | 106 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | kustars15 | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | kalu | 56 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | legas | +2.12 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | XiFtY | +2.08 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | kustars15 | +1.87 | 76 | 49 |
| #4 | Dr.Nefario fanboy | +1.59 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | JAMPPA | +1.53 | 77 | 66 |





