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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 90 | 13% |
| Smokes | 157 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 244 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 216 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $227,348 of utility $255 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarkko Ratikainen | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | ☭HiLtUnEn06☭ | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Liharekka 2 | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | vasenlaituri | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | herpes free since last night | 32% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | herpes free since last night | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | mike | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | manuel | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ☭HiLtUnEn06☭ | 1 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarkko Ratikainen | +9.86 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | manuel | +2.09 | 76 | 43 |
| #3 | vasenlaituri | +1.94 | 86 | 66 |
| #4 | mike | +1.67 | 75 | 48 |
| #5 | Liharekka 2 | -0.26 | 57 | 69 |





