








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 178 | 8% |
| Smokes | 977 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 733 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 280 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $164,599 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiwi, il Frutto Esotico๐ฅ | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | iagiki | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | zAmFrii | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | Prime Gerry | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | STABIL Bruder | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STABIL Bruder | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Prime Gerry | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | zAmFrii | 1 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iagiki | +3.44 | 76 | 40 |
| #2 | Krayzy K | +1.00 | 47 | 42 |
| #3 | Prime Gerry | +0.92 | 66 | 41 |
| #4 | Kiwi, il Frutto Esotico๐ฅ | -0.08 | 88 | 59 |
| #5 | STABIL Bruder | -1.45 | 68 | 53 |





