








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2266 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2280 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1745 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1459 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,193 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 개처럼발정하는게너에대한최고의칭찬이니까 | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | IamGreen | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | 권어진 | 74% | 27 |
| #4 | SKY | 71% | 21 |
| #5 | flqhfxk | 71% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 한발에주님곁으로 | 6 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | 개처럼발정하는게너에대한최고의칭찬이니까 | 5 | 0.0199 |
| #3 | flqhfxk | 4 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | 권어진 | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | IamGreen | 3 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natsu | +5.74 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | 𝕌ℕ𝕂ℕ𝕆𝕎ℕ | +3.97 | 76 | 27 |
| #3 | Kangwon-xertioN | +3.82 | 84 | 44 |
| #4 | Rivn | +1.94 | 85 | 50 |
| #5 | brrr | +1.90 | 80 | 66 |





