








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,881 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 520 | 28% |
| Smokes | 479 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 540 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 342 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $143,714 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Painu | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | augucci | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Ku6kis | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | ☻ kona | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Vetsku | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | augucci | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Ku6kis | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | ☻ kona | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Vetsku | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | Jugi | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ku6kis | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Vetsku | 1 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Jugi | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jugi | 24 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ku6kis | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | ☻ kona | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | augucci | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Painu | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jambba | +1.70 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | Vetsku | +1.40 | 82 | 15 |
| #3 | Painu | +0.63 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | Jugi | +0.24 | 38 | 56 |
| #5 | augucci | -0.93 | 46 | 11 |





