








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1551 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1555 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2985 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $672,192 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Princess | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Vaari | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Himpula | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | kuut1o | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | TeenuSeta | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | talkku | 43% | 14 |
| #12 | Huge | 42% | 19 |
| #13 | PETTERI | 41% | 22 |
| #14 | blank | 39% | 23 |
| #15 | ProNoze | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karjala | 10 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | kuut1o | 10 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | QuGGuu | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Nipe | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | ProNoze | 4 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuGGuu | 336 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | blank | 150 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | TeenuSeta | 128 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nipe | 123 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | kuut1o | 83 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karjala | +2.89 | 66 | 51 |
| #2 | TeenuSeta | +1.31 | 58 | 77 |
| #3 | Vaari | +0.80 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | AloeVera | +0.62 | 56 | 69 |
| #5 | QuGGuu | +0.51 | 44 | 79 |





