








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1772 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Wingman | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 182 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7287 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5610 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 9346 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 6625 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,869,193 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simoleon | 43 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖆𝖟 | 31 | 0.0218 |
| #3 | Re1ppiNd | 29 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ∀ | 29 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | juhoX | 15 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juhoX | +4.65 | 92 | 26 |
| #2 | roopethelizaerd | +1.16 | 65 | 54 |
| #3 | Re1ppiNd | +1.05 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | ∀ | +0.28 | 74 | 45 |
| #5 | simoleon | -0.81 | 69 | 61 |





