








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1227 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1798 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1536 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1016 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $981,113 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pro_100_dimasik2004 | 52% | 25 |
| #2 | ⛟ ->Dupek Sr. | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | Nazariuuss | 50% | 278 |
| #4 | Nightloop | 49% | 101 |
| #5 | Dmytricuus | 46% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ⛟ ->Dupek Sr. | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | Nazariuuss | 50% | 278 |
| #4 | Nightloop | 49% | 101 |
| #5 | Dmytricuus | 46% | 125 |
| #6 | [BL]Cuni König[be$hket] | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nazariuuss | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Dmytricuus | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Nightloop | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | [BL]Cuni König[be$hket] | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | pro_100_dimasik2004 | 3 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nazariuuss | 349 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #2 | Nightloop | 209 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dmytricuus | 173 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | ⛟ ->Dupek Sr. | 86 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | [BL]Cuni König[be$hket] | 85 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pro_100_dimasik2004 | +2.75 | 54 | 47 |
| #2 | Dmytricuus | +2.24 | 56 | 51 |
| #3 | Nightloop | +1.54 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | Nazariuuss | +1.26 | 48 | 51 |
| #5 | ⛟ ->Dupek Sr. | -0.22 | 11 | 51 |





