








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Esplay | 33 matches | 2,258 | |
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3017 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2250 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2227 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2677 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,278,551 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEVO | 18 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | qrki | 16 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Sylenth1 | 14 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | FragsFrogs | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Essent1al | 4 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragsFrogs | 275 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | KEVO | 143 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | qrki | 131 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Essent1al | 128 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | ImJustAPotato | 75 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lukabazuka667 | +4.97 | 87 | 50 |
| #2 | Essent1al | +1.48 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | ImJustAPotato | -1.04 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | KEVO | -1.91 | 78 | 35 |
| #5 | qrki | -2.30 | 68 | 50 |





