








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 309 | 23% |
| Smokes | 386 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 313 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 356 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $82,379 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YumsaN | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Bielany | 1 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bibu | 54 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #2 | YumsaN | 49 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | h4rn | 44 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | xd | 33 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ryujin | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xKacpersky | +6.05 | 94 | 54 |
| #2 | executor | +2.33 | 95 | 56 |
| #3 | m1QUSE | +2.03 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | baaaz | +1.64 | 73 | 9 |
| #5 | re8orn | +0.92 | 99 | 62 |





