








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1394 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 502 matches | ||
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




151 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10166 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9946 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8952 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5460 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,280,123 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | theomr | +3.30 | 66 | 71 |
| #2 | KB _芫 一 | +3.12 | 58 | 36 |
| #3 | k1ra | +2.93 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | Zenom | +0.97 | 60 | 43 |
| #5 | fwhite | +0.71 | 64 | 65 |





