








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 879 | 29% |
| Smokes | 595 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 814 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 743 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $250,040 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcusbu | 37 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | etadrit | 20 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Peachy | 15 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Jonas | 12 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | Preben | 6 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcusbu | 614 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | etadrit | 283 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Peachy | 276 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Preben | 166 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | TA SÅ LUKK OPP DØRA!!! | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Preben | +4.38 | 51 | 52 |
| #2 | Peachy | +3.95 | 52 | 54 |
| #3 | TA SÅ LUKK OPP DØRA!!! | +2.77 | 48 | 54 |
| #4 | Thomas | +1.61 | 52 | 28 |
| #5 | etadrit | +0.24 | 45 | 47 |





