








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1047 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 34 matches | ||
| Esplay | 23 matches | 1,937 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3231 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1997 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3600 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2072 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,676,743 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mc_jarruraita | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | jube | 48% | 371 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mc_jarruraita | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | jube | 48% | 371 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jube | 51 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | mc_jarruraita | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jube | 900 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | mc_jarruraita | 97 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mc_jarruraita | +2.94 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | Janne | +2.20 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | jube | -1.68 | 59 | 47 |





