








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3992 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3634 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3064 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3132 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,768 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duchacek2 | 47% | 200 |
| #2 | Berredin2 | 46% | 95 |
| #3 | F1xx_ | 43% | 83 |
| #4 | SnooX2k^ | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duchacek2 | 47% | 200 |
| #2 | Berredin2 | 46% | 95 |
| #3 | F1xx_ | 43% | 83 |
| #4 | SnooX2k^ | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duchacek2 | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | F1xx_ | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | SnooX2k^ | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Berredin2 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duchacek2 | 461 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | F1xx_ | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Berredin2 | 46 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | SnooX2k^ | 20 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berredin2 | +1.77 | 44 | 33 |
| #2 | ojjojoj Luykno1125 Bondito | +0.36 | 45 | 67 |
| #3 | SnooX2k^ | +0.04 | 40 | 49 |
| #4 | F1xx_ | -0.89 | 52 | 41 |
| #5 | duchacek2 | -1.54 | 15 | 47 |





