








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 449 | 24% |
| Smokes | 569 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 550 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 294 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $298,666 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IntelNitrouse | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | CRANKER_2010_TTV | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Klokk pt.2 | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | Andott | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IntelNitrouse | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | CRANKER_2010_TTV | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Klokk pt.2 | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | Andott | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klokk pt.2 | 11 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | CRANKER_2010_TTV | 5 | 0.0459 |
| #3 | IntelNitrouse | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Andott | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IntelNitrouse | 252 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | Klokk pt.2 | 160 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Andott | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | CRANKER_2010_TTV | 25 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trayq | +3.27 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | IntelNitrouse | +2.68 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | CRANKER_2010_TTV | +1.96 | 85 | 51 |
| #4 | Klokk pt.2 | -1.41 | 78 | 48 |
| #5 | Andott | -4.28 | 31 | 51 |





