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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1833 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1345 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1832 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1746 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,178,688 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | éf | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | OrkoRa | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | Leal | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | DUCRIMI | 49% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OrkoRa | 19 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | DUCRIMI | 13 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | éf | 11 | 0.0214 |
| #4 | milfolhas | 9 | 0.0150 |
| #5 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | éf | +3.29 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | OrkoRa | +2.88 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | +0.71 | 53 | 62 |
| #4 | milfolhas | +0.28 | 69 | 48 |
| #5 | DUCRIMI | +0.13 | 88 | 72 |





