








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 377 | 42% |
| Smokes | 216 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 165 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 130 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $124,600 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Brian Thompson | 55% | 11 |
| #9 | β‘ β ππΌπ± β β‘ | 38% | 8 |
| #10 | 2002 C32 AMG | 33% | 3 |
| #11 | Chef Jet | 0% | 2 |
| #12 | Lil Luigi | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brian Thompson | 2 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | π·ππππ¦π· | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | 420SHADEZ | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | β‘ β ππΌπ± β β‘ | 1 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Dragon | 1 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brian Thompson | +5.07 | 85 | 45 |
| #2 | mizu | +2.77 | 59 | 54 |
| #3 | Noble | +2.02 | 38 | 51 |
| #4 | 420SHADEZ | +0.44 | 62 | 13 |
| #5 | 2002 C32 AMG | +0.14 | 29 | 38 |





