








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 487 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3563 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5241 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6003 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4660 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,317,323 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | enronko | 61% | 209 |
| #2 | muhn | 59% | 211 |
| #3 | villanelle | 58% | 130 |
| #4 | mahiru | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | xAly | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | enronko | 61% | 209 |
| #2 | muhn | 59% | 211 |
| #3 | villanelle | 58% | 130 |
| #4 | mahiru | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | xAly | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muhn | 33 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | enronko | 25 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | villanelle | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | mahiru | 5 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muhn | 537 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | villanelle | 268 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | enronko | 244 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | xAly | 63 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | mahiru | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratten bre | +2.94 | 95 | 52 |
| #2 | enronko | +2.72 | 87 | 54 |
| #3 | muhn | +1.44 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | villanelle | -0.54 | 72 | 47 |
| #5 | xAly | -1.79 | 63 | 35 |





