








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2621 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2384 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1514 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1852 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,779 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | señor pilu | 50 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | Flicky Minaj | 14 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | S7icide | Pvpro.com | 13 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Martin Martin | 10 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | freaky bob | 6 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | señor pilu | 1119 | 0.29 | 28 min |
| #2 | S7icide | Pvpro.com | 281 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Flicky Minaj | 232 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | freaky bob | 140 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nunnu | 75 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simmo | +2.38 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | Flicky Minaj | +1.96 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | S7icide | Pvpro.com | +1.85 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | señor pilu | +1.57 | 76 | 74 |
| #5 | SikeEST | +1.27 | 74 | 61 |





