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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2693 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1239 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2337 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3247 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3357 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,854,170 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 738 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyway | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | selle | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | RISUS | 68% | 19 |
| #4 | Tung Tung Tung Sahur | 59% | 34 |
| #5 | Ivn.- | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | selle | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | RISUS | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Marian ×͜ × | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Ivn.- | 7 | 0.0138 |
| #5 | Skyway | 7 | 0.0194 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyway | +4.68 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | RISUS | +4.12 | 66 | 58 |
| #3 | RISUS | +2.57 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | selle | +2.53 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | selle | +2.01 | 81 | 64 |





