








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1868 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1846 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1432 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1400 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $437,532 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ursu | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | baul | 63% | 122 |
| #3 | babasin | 61% | 33 |
| #4 | pița stiv | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | Tudor | 58% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baul | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | pița stiv | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baul | 239 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | babasin | 110 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tudor | 86 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪ Aditz | 67 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | pița stiv | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baul | +1.91 | 75 | 55 |
| #2 | Tudor | +0.60 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪ Unchiul_Booreec ☜✯☞ | +0.48 | 45 | 71 |
| #4 | ✪ Aditz | -0.42 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | babasin | -0.42 | 56 | 72 |





