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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1537 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1397 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1319 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1374 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,604 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K0rIckT | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | B.O.A.T | 54% | 185 |
| #3 | Thành | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | flexible | 52% | 42 |
| #5 | hazard | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | B.O.A.T | 54% | 185 |
| #3 | Thành | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | flexible | 52% | 42 |
| #5 | hazard | 47% | 17 |
| #6 | delirious. | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B.O.A.T | 13 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | flexible | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Thành | 2 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B.O.A.T | 955 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #2 | flexible | 179 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | K0rIckT | 92 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Thành | 81 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #5 | hazard | 67 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thành | +2.31 | 91 | 73 |
| #2 | K0rIckT | +1.57 | 82 | 55 |
| #3 | 我喜欢你 | +1.56 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | B.O.A.T | +0.85 | 77 | 65 |
| #5 | flexible | +0.46 | 56 | 66 |





