








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 325 | 32% |
| Smokes | 246 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 291 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 152 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $73,230 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exper | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Ujčo | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | brazo | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | M3ssmer | 100% | 2 |
| #5 | 🐆 | 100% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Sabrina Stolár (Koberec) fan | 60% | 5 |
| #10 | vlkbos bobux enjoyer | 60% | 5 |
| #11 | brankoj123 | 50% | 2 |
| #12 | T | 50% | 2 |
| #13 | Lászlo Komárom | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ujčo | +7.97 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | brankoj123 | +7.17 | 56 | 81 |
| #3 | 🐆 | +6.57 | 100 | 56 |
| #4 | Sabrina Stolár (Koberec) fan | +5.44 | 88 | 52 |
| #5 | brazo | +4.03 | 62 | 83 |





