








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,246 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 230 | 18% |
| Smokes | 391 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 345 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 280 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,126 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 389 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMonsieur | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Frallan | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | OwlLord | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | HNDRXX | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | C H I K E N LiL GG | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frallan | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | CTS FrodoFraggings | 20 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Nils | 20 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | C H I K E N LiL GG | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | HNDRXX | 13 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StoreFjant | +3.46 | 85 | 37 |
| #2 | HNDRXX | +1.80 | 70 | 32 |
| #3 | Frallan | +1.38 | 59 | 31 |
| #4 | OwlLord | -1.07 | 25 | 52 |
| #5 | CTS FrodoFraggings | -1.15 | 35 | 44 |





