








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 1,703 | |
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2567 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2576 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1590 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1821 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $853,283 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdsdhene | 57% | 107 |
| #2 | Xmj | 53% | 276 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdsdhene | 57% | 107 |
| #2 | Xmj | 53% | 276 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdsdhene | 20 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Xmj | 15 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xmj | 748 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | asdsdhene | 217 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdsdhene | +1.36 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | skenn | +0.38 | 54 | 58 |
| #3 | Xmj | -0.84 | 49 | 63 |





