








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1907 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1700 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2009 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2374 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $879,624 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demxNN | 71% | 34 |
| #2 | BTK㊛︎slatra | 68% | 80 |
| #3 | 𝙵𝚄𝚁𝚈 | 67% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demxNN | 71% | 34 |
| #2 | BTK㊛︎slatra | 68% | 80 |
| #3 | 𝙵𝚄𝚁𝚈 | 67% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BTK㊛︎slatra | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | 𝙵𝚄𝚁𝚈 | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | demxNN | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demxNN | 160 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | BTK㊛︎slatra | 106 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | 𝙵𝚄𝚁𝚈 | 28 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demxNN | +3.36 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | CarboN | +3.16 | 82 | 50 |
| #3 | BTK㊛︎slatra | +0.38 | 68 | 48 |
| #4 | 𝙵𝚄𝚁𝚈 | -1.58 | 68 | 51 |





