








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,696 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2026 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2294 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1891 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2485 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,286 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Swamp izzo bandit.gg | 49% | 264 |
| #2 | alpacapaa | 47% | 166 |
| #3 | ✪Pirdejsヅヅ | 45% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Swamp izzo bandit.gg | 49% | 264 |
| #2 | alpacapaa | 47% | 166 |
| #3 | ✪Pirdejsヅヅ | 45% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Swamp izzo bandit.gg | 85 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | ✪Pirdejsヅヅ | 31 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | alpacapaa | 13 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Pirdejsヅヅ | 496 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | ✪Swamp izzo bandit.gg | 65 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #3 | alpacapaa | 65 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lonkii | +4.67 | 89 | 54 |
| #2 | ✪Swamp izzo bandit.gg | -0.12 | 71 | 26 |
| #3 | ✪Pirdejsヅヅ | -0.51 | 52 | 52 |
| #4 | alpacapaa | -5.36 | 20 | 20 |





