








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3432 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3413 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2755 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3276 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,605 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 841 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wendel | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | ToshaS 🎄 | 88% | 17 |
| #3 | ⚡banaN | 83% | 23 |
| #4 | Cham | 78% | 77 |
| #5 | Babaleto | 74% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Cham | 78% | 77 |
| #5 | Babaleto | 74% | 27 |
| #6 | Savitar | 73% | 40 |
| #7 | Trulle | 70% | 33 |
| #8 | 𝕍𝕚𝕛𝕒𝕪 | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cham | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Trulle | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | ⚡banaN | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Savitar | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Wendel | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cham | 188 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Savitar | 123 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Trulle | 84 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | ⚡banaN | 66 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | ToshaS 🎄 | 66 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fraaank- | +6.35 | 91 | 79 |
| #2 | Cham | +5.03 | 92 | 68 |
| #3 | Wendel | +4.90 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | ToshaS 🎄 | +3.64 | 90 | 74 |
| #5 | ⚡banaN | +1.01 | 82 | 51 |





