








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 997 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3025 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2151 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2740 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1749 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2252 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $914,360 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaitro ︻デ 一 | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | -Flyrs- | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | marti64bueno | 50% | 42 |
| #4 | ✟ Supreme Aim ✟ | 48% | 138 |
| #5 | Cain | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | -Flyrs- | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | marti64bueno | 50% | 42 |
| #4 | ✟ Supreme Aim ✟ | 48% | 138 |
| #5 | Cain | 38% | 21 |
| #6 | KEZA | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✟ Supreme Aim ✟ | 20 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | marti64bueno | 14 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | Zaitro ︻デ 一 | 6 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | KEZA | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | -Flyrs- | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Flyrs- | 211 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #2 | ✟ Supreme Aim ✟ | 173 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | KEZA | 167 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Zaitro ︻デ 一 | 106 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | marti64bueno | 87 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaitro ︻デ 一 | +2.83 | 79 | 46 |
| #2 | Cain | +1.41 | 72 | 48 |
| #3 | ✟ Supreme Aim ✟ | +1.03 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | ⚡︎ tapper | +0.66 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | -Flyrs- | +0.00 | 67 | 57 |





