








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1416 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2700 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2349 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1278 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $500,565 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2711 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoloTOV🐱 The Fool | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | ✨r0t0scope | 52% | 91 |
| #3 | Jordan | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoloTOV🐱 The Fool | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | ✨r0t0scope | 52% | 91 |
| #3 | Jordan | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoloTOV🐱 The Fool | 8 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | ✨r0t0scope | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Jordan | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordan | 66 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | SoloTOV🐱 The Fool | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✨r0t0scope | 32 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoloTOV🐱 The Fool | +0.40 | 41 | 46 |
| #2 | Ustaša | +0.29 | 77 | 34 |
| #3 | ✨r0t0scope | -0.98 | 34 | 41 |
| #4 | Jordan | -2.50 | 55 | 48 |





